Holiday Spirit Investor Pillows

'How about a Santa Claus stock rally this year?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa called but you were out!

Happy St Pancakes Day

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Street Carolers

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

C is for Cracker

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"