Holiday Spirit Investor Mugs

'How about a Santa Claus stock rally this year?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa called but you were out!

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Street Carolers

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

O Christmas Tea

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Christmas Pudding

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.