Holiday Spirit Challenger Mugs

Father Christmas suffering from poverty.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Merry Kissmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Maybe this year..."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Four Stages of Christmas.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

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