Holiday Spirit Challenger Mugs

Father Christmas suffering from poverty.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Maybe this year..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

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