Holiday Spirit Adventurer Mugs

Extreme Carolling

Cat plays the cello

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Walkers

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Snowman

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Marley had a little lamb

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Tipping Pain Chart

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Just one more choccy...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Wishing Well