Holiday Service Gifts

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Santa Claus's Mail

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Faster, Georges, faster!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.