Holiday Sales Gifts

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

New TV says: You Could've Got Me Cheaper By Waiting A Day!

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

-"You pay a small deposit, then nothing for six months." -"Who told you about me?"

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

Cut Price

Giant Sale!

Sale! Everything Reduced!

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

Sale: You can charge it.

It was on sale

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'I hadn't realised we were such a sofa loving nation.'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Can I help you folks?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ninja bread men"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.