Holiday Reunion Gifts

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

The Zoo.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

"I need to know who started it."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'