Holiday Reunion Gifts

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Night of the Latkes

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

True confessions.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Family with pets.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'