Holiday Interactions Gifts

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Christmas Pets

A child interrupting family prayers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Ice Skater

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Clown Skis.