Family Reunion Enthusiasts Gifts

Grandma doesn't like going over the hill and through the TSA woods to children's home.

'And after you let him in, I thought he was one of YOUR relatives!'

'Could you have a long-lost brother?'

"It's all in the report: your biological father is a former racing champion now living in a stud farm in New Mexico. . ."

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

The Zoo.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

True confessions.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I need to know who started it."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"I think we may be related!"

Polygamists' Picnic