Family Reunion Enthusiast Gifts

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

Graph Your Relatives!

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

All I want for Christmas

"Grandad spent Christmas alone again this year with his family."

"Great Abuelita Zoraida should be stepping off her plane any minute now!"

Never say you don't have a girlfriend.

"Parents can be really cruel sometimes."

"We've found your birth mother."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#2 Visiting relatives

Stockwell's day

'Surprise!'

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

'He's over-stayed his welcome and I'm starting to doubt his story about being a distant relative.'

Treated like a child at home

Visiting Grandma

"Y'know, back in my day, we didn't sit inside all the time staring at a fire..."

A stranger calls to see me

Paul goes home for the holidays

How many people are coming to watch your lacrosse tryouts. No one. How about you? My mom, her boyfriend and my aunt. Plus my dad, step-mom and step-baby sister. Call ESPN. Do they cover competitive parenting? It's tons of jobs for color commentary.

Once a year, Edward catches up with cousins Rock and Paper-Hands.

"He may not be Gen Z but he's still really annoying."

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

The Zoo.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'