Family Reunionist Gifts

'What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley.'

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

True confessions.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I need to know who started it."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Home Sweet Home

"I think we may be related!"