Family Reunionist Gifts

'What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley.'

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

The Zoo.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

True confessions.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Family with pets.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I think we may be related!"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I need to know who started it."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."