Holiday Mirth Maker Gifts

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

The Salivation army.

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'My Christmas bonus.'

Santa Self Esteem.

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....