Holiday Letter Writer Prints

'Holiday letter...Life continues to be fabulous. Hubby was mistaken for Brad Pitt last week and I still have my supermodel looks...'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Priest

Letter Collecting Nerd

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Letter writing lady.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'It's for you.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Inbox and outbox for books

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Reading the love-letter

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"