Writing Letters Prints

'Ere what's your game It's been three weeks since you brought me a letter from my girlfriend.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"We finally got some mail...it's a letter from the post office saying expect slow mail deliveries."

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

"Dear Santa, I was very good and my brother was very naughty. So you can just give me his presents this year."

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

"It's from that Alastair Cooke again"

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

"Did I put enough postage on that?"

'I wish they'd call us classic mail, not 'snail mail'.'

Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

'You want to insure it? — Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

US Post Office - LocalOut of TownWho Knows?

Snail mail,

'Postage due? This letter was mailed when postage was ten cents.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Penfriend

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"

Missing you.

Snail mail

'It's unto thee.'

'It's for you.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

'Excuse me — this letter isn't addressed to me.' 'You trying to tell me how to do my job?'

US Postal Service: 'Sleet, Snow, Gloom of Night'.

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

A Mailing Day

Gentleman and the Postman

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Santa Claus's Mail