Holiday Inclusive Gifts

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

The Baby Walker

Tourists

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Meet the scribe"

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Tommy!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Sparkling Water

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'