Holiday Inclusive Pillows

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

You Are Here

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Meet the scribe"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

"Tommy!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion