Holiday Hilarity Seekers Gifts

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"What about letting your hair air dry?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Piranhaclaus

Tourists and their Pets.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa's Helpers

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Gesundheit!"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'