Holiday Entertaining Prints

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Panettone

"I think it stopped breathing."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Christmas Pets

A child interrupting family prayers

Paul goes home for the holidays

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Thesaurus Company

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

Zoom Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!