Holiday Entertaining Prints

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Christmas Pets

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

A child interrupting family prayers

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I think it stopped breathing."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Thesaurus Company

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Ice Skater

Zoom Christmas

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"