Holiday Entertainment Prints

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Snowman watching 'The manman'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Christmas Pets

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Clown Skis.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Halloween Mobile

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Santa Elevator

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Flying the kite in strong winds

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Santa School.

It won't be Christmas without you!