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Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Pasta

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Avocado Timeline

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

Barbecue Fetch

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Making Pizza in the Office

'It was very good.'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."