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'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Making Pizza in the Office

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

Food Blog

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Favourite Food

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

'What a pig.' - 'I heard that.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'