Hold Music Survivors Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for hold music survivors? Our collection honors their patience and perseverance with humorous, heartfelt, and uplifting products. Ideal for anyone who navigates lengthy calls with a positive spirit, these items bring a touch of humor and appreciation to their everyday patience. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, find unique ways to salute their resilience and good humor in extended hold scenarios.

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'But not important enough to hire more operators.'

'But not important enough to hire more operators.' mockup

'But not important enough to hire more operators.'

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"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!" mockup

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

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Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714 mockup

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

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'We're in a hurry.'

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"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out." mockup

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

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Legends of Hold Music

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Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere. mockup

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

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Workaholics anonymous

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He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding. mockup

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

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'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

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"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ." mockup

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

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Valentines from your cat

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'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'

'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!' mockup

'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'

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Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.

Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2. mockup

Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.

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'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .'

'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .' mockup

'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .'

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Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!" mockup

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

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"Why do companies put you on hold and then play that awful, garbled recorded music...?"

"Why do companies put you on hold and then play that awful, garbled recorded music...?" mockup

"Why do companies put you on hold and then play that awful, garbled recorded music...?"

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Orchestras that play hold music.

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'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.'

'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.' mockup

'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.'

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"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9." mockup

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

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"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow."

"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow." mockup

"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow."

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"Please stay on the line, your call is important to us... imagine how we'd treat you if it weren't."

"Please stay on the line, your call is important to us... imagine how we'd treat you if it weren't." mockup

"Please stay on the line, your call is important to us... imagine how we'd treat you if it weren't."

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"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold." mockup

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

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'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?' mockup

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

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"I think one of my favorite things about being on hold for two hours, and there are many, is being reminded that Chuck Mangione plays a mean flugelhorn."

"I think one of my favorite things about being on hold for two hours, and there are many, is being reminded that Chuck Mangione plays a mean flugelhorn."

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