'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'
Hold Music Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for someone passionate about hold music? Our collection features fun and creative items that capture their love for audio entertainment. From humorous mugs to stylish T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find something that resonates with their musical spirit and makes their waiting time a bit more enjoyable.
Legends of Hold Music
'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.'
Mardi Gras
Guitarist
'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'
He kept up his guitar practise...
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
Trump! The Musical
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Piano Recital
"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"
Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.
Rap music
Kritik's Korner
'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'
'I'm too hot to trot.'
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'
'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''
Chano Pozo,
Freddie Mercury
Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."
'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'
"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."
Serenading
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
Guitar Man.
A bird plays the flute to a cat.
Artist and Musician
'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'
Hold Music Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Hold Music Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for hold music enthusiasts—funny, stylish, and audio-inspired mugs that make every sip a little more delightful.
Hold Music Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy pillows celebrating hold music fans—bright, playful designs to add personality and comfort to their living or workspace.
Hold Music Enthusiast Prints
Browse our art prints tailored for hold music enthusiasts—fun, vibrant decorations that capture their love for audio in a stylish way.
Hold Music Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that speak to hold music lovers—comfortable, witty, and designed to showcase their unique musical taste and humor.