Hold Music Enthusiasts Gifts

"To talk to someone in Customer Service, press one, but we're pretty sure you'll want to hear our other 12 options. . ."

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Cossack dancers

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Guitar Man.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"