
'But not important enough to hire more operators.'
Decorate with our fun prints for hold music survivors! Featuring clever designs that celebrate their resilience, these prints are great for inspiring humor and positivity during extended call waits.
'But not important enough to hire more operators.'
"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"
David Bowie
'We're in a hurry.'
Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK
Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714
"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."
Legends of Hold Music
Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.
Workaholics anonymous
He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.
'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '
"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."
Valentines from your cat
'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'
If you would be willing to take a short survey at the end of this call, press "1". If you would like to risk being punished for not taking the survey by being kept on hold for an extra 10 minutes, press "2."
Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.
'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .'
Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"
"Why do companies put you on hold and then play that awful, garbled recorded music...?"
Orchestras that play hold music.
Music. Rock. Pop. Classical. Latest CD Releases. No, thanks --- I get enough recorded music calling technical support lines.
Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us. But your time isn't.
Tell you what --- Why don't you transfer me back to the recording.
To hear Muzak while on hold, press "1." T have a spike driven into your ear, press "2." To end this call, press "3." To end your life, press "4."
'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.'
"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."
"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow."
"Please stay on the line, your call is important to us... imagine how we'd treat you if it weren't."
"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."
'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'
"I think one of my favorite things about being on hold for two hours, and there are many, is being reminded that Chuck Mangione plays a mean flugelhorn."
"Whoa, heh. Tough crowd."
Thank you for holding
'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'
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