Hold Music Hero Prints

'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Jerry Lordan

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Music Freak.

Planner at work.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Meat Loaf

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Legends of Hold Music

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Nelly Copter

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

Large hi fi.

Hi Fi Shock.

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."

If you would be willing to take a short survey at the end of this call, press "1". If you would like to risk being punished for not taking the survey by being kept on hold for an extra 10 minutes, press "2."

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.

'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .'

Multi-tool Guitar