Hockey-loving Caregiver Pillows

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

The Puck Stops Here.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Curling Rocks!

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

'The defense rests.'

Yummy Mummy

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

"Hang on, Mother. The paramedics are on the way. I'll be right back—just going to check the score of the Blackhawks game."

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

"Until you complete your training, you'll have to be content with just knocking a few teeth out."

A tennis lesson for a hockey player. Skates are a poor footwear choice, and putting ball into the net is not the object of the game.