Hockey Game Humorists Prints

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

Gary turns 40.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Hockey World

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'