Chess Humorists Prints

Playing Chess with Australians...

Gary turns 40.

COWS: Cow Pong

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Are you going to move?"

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Tennis Player.

Goldie playing chess. Check.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Use a hockey stick – make it look like a game."

'Hey Frank! I've told you before that there is no cross checking in chess.'

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'It started as just as skirmish, your majesty, and suddenly escalated into a hockey game!'

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

Man singing note at doctor.

'You're right - I never liked that racket either!'

Ice croquet.

'Squash him.'

'Time out!'

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

Jack's Cards