Hockey Humor Fans Prints

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'Here we go again...'

The Real March of the Penguins.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'