Sports Humor Fans Prints

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Here we go again...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Ref shows footballer green card.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'