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"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gary turns 40.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'