Hobbits Gifts

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Are we there yet?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Ten Commandments

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Easter Egg Delivery

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Dust Bunny

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Magic Act

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Magician Playing Golf.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

The Landlord Of The Rings

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

And on this day, God created children.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"I want to report a mugging."

Easter Bunny Island

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'