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Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

On the brink.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

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"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Gym Dog

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Scientist seen on loch.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"