Hobo Historian Gifts

Looking for a gift for your hobo historian? Celebrate their love for history, storytelling, and the adventurous spirit with our curated collection of thoughtful and witty products. These gifts are ideal for those who enjoy sharing tales of the past and exploring the colorful journey of wandering lives. Whether for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, find something that sparks their curiosity and brings a smile to their face.

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'Okay, we'll meet six sharp, at the rail yard!'

'Okay, we'll meet six sharp, at the rail yard!' mockup

'Okay, we'll meet six sharp, at the rail yard!'

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated. mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"You're fired."

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project." mockup

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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Gender Equality

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Who will determine Venezuela's future? mockup

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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Great Chinese Dynasties

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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?' mockup

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies. mockup

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably." mockup

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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Demure lady with gloves

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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing." mockup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue." mockup

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

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"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?" mockup

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

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'I told you it would be useful.'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.' mockup

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA. mockup

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

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'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.' mockup

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

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Hobo Historian Gifts Collection

Hobo Historian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for hobo historians—perfect for sharing stories and sipping coffee from a dose of historical whimsy.

Hobo Historian Pillows

Find pillows inspired by the wanderer’s tales—comfort and history collide to add character to any cozy corner.

Hobo Historian Prints

Decorate with prints inspired by historical journeys—ideal for the curious hobo historian’s home or office.

Hobo Historian T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for the adventurous hobo historian—wear your passion for history and wandering spirits with pride and style.