Histroy Buff Gifts

'Me, an elitist! Where do the peasants get these ideas?'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Several generations live together in Cuba

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Scarpia's Palace

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Final Selfie

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

covid mask - Lend me your ears

Charles Dickens

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"