History-themed Party Gifts

"Give me liberty, or give me just one sec."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Blue Dress and Feather

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

1950's.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"It makes you look old."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Dino Fest

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

England.

Masked Ball

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

Astronaut

USS Party Time.

The Wellington Statue.

Oldies Band.

British Prime Ministers.

Charleston dance.

70s Night.

It's another toga party

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

"Hey! Did the ball drop yet?"

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

'I could have sworn that God was on our side.'

"Have ye seen the white donkey?"

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."