History-themed Party Prints

"Give me liberty, or give me just one sec."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Blue Dress and Feather

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

1950's.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Dino Fest

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

England.

Masked Ball

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

Astronaut

The Wellington Statue.

70s Night.

British Prime Ministers.

Oldies Band.

USS Party Time.

Charleston dance.

It's another toga party

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

'I could have sworn that God was on our side.'

"Have ye seen the white donkey?"

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."