History-themed Events Prints

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Sitting in a tree

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mexican angels.

Poisson d'Avril!

Beware of the Dragon

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

Putin sawing NATO

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"It's our best trending merch."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Year of the Rat

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"