1940s Themed Parties Gifts

"Er – may you?

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

1950's.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Disco Dancing

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Easter Bunny

Easter Egg

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Masked Ball

Onion Costume

Satan

Owl

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

USS Party Time.

Charleston dance.

'This is the best I could come up with.'

"You didn't need to dress up, Albert - it's just soup."

70s Night.

Princess

Happy Birthday

Tailored mummy outfit.

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

Proper little princess.