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'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Knight Golfing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Trump secret police

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"It is we."

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show