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"He wasn't a vegan."

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

War and peace

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

No Tread on Me

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

The Fortunes of War

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'