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Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"So, what are you reading?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Trump Tower

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Vladimir Nabokov

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."