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War Debater T-Shirts
Add some wit to their wardrobe with a T-shirt that showcases their debating prowess. Funny, clever, and undoubtedly eye-catching—ideal for any creative war debater.
The Fortunes of War
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Now that's a win."
Trappist Monk Discord
Gun laws US
Changing Minds
'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Netanyahu versus Gantz
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"
'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
God Bless America, God Help Syria
Reagacentennial
Like Minded
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.
And now, for a rebuttal.
Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.
Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.
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