Politics Debater T-Shirts

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Are You a True American Patriot?

"Social things? No, the government needs the money for the defense budget. Or don't you find your lifestyle worth defending?"

"Only mindless sheep watch Fox News!!"

Trent Lott vs Harry Reid

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

"I voted for those I dislike the least."

Protest Voter

No More Penis Enlargement Offers

"That's all we can afford to eat these days. . ."

Another Day Dawns

"Don't just stand there..! Do something!!"

"Political correctness is water under the bridge, man! That's why yesterday's excrement is today's mashed potatoes!"

Everyone Has an Opinion about Covid

"Here ya go, kids... Santa's got gifts for everyone..!

The Shrine of Intolerance

"He's been like this ever since Obama proposed new laws to make it harder for crazy people to buy guns."

"I thought we'd agreed, no politics!"

"I guess I don't understand what it means to be a Republican..."

The psychology behind your desire to quit caffeine is fascinating. You say it's because you worry caffeine makes you a high-strung, ranting liberal but I think there's more going on. You'd rather blame caffeine than blame Hannity, Ingraham and other conservatives. If they're responsible for your rants then you've put them in control of your life. Analogously, I don't credit Jessica Simpson with my insomnia. How does this meathead come up with this stuff?

Everybody, liberals and conservatives, who phones this show sounds angry. "The call of the riled"!

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Female passerby condemns portrait artist as a facist.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"Where's your 'I care about the uninsured' mask?...Oh that's right, Halloween's over."

"They must have been guards at another stalag. Huh, Ari?"

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Difference of Opinion

"Now that's a win."

Gun laws US

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"