Legacy Debater T-Shirts

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Like Minded

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

If You Can't Beat Them

Approved Debate Questions

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

The last word.

Global warming debate.

John Newman

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.