History Buff (medieval) Gifts

"I hate how musty it gets down here."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

International Women's Day

Flags

"What's a patent?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Easter Island legs