Historical Work Appreciator Gifts

'Look! -- that lucky stiff Oog got a data entry job!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'