Historical Retail Gifts

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

The Dandy

Ruff

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

A meeting on the pier

Brick and Mortar

"I wonder what this was for."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

All Major Cash Honored.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'No thanks, just looking.'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Historic and Modern Bath

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Super Homeworld

Business gothic.

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

Tutu ruff

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"Special today: Reclining chair with one used husband."

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Purple dress