Historical Retail T-Shirts

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

The Dandy

Ruff

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

A meeting on the pier

Brick and Mortar

"I wonder what this was for."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

All Major Cash Honored.

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'No thanks, just looking.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Historic and Modern Bath

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Super Homeworld

Business gothic.

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Purple dress

"I miss fine stores everywhere."